no:

goldenturdtwopointoh:

cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares

damn btch get laid

cleaning your ears with a q-tip while getting laid is the best feeling in the world

(via i-will-burn-your-heart-away)

  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
  • <p> I have provided emergency assistance to literally thousands of people affected by disaster but not one single bit of it matters to anyone because I'm overweight. To the world, I'm just "some fat chick."</p>

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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This is sexist and shitty (but the gif is funny)

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via peachyfuckinkeen)

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

people that judge people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via i-will-burn-your-heart-away)

sherlockians-denmark:

Andrew Scott - Jim Moriarty <3

Oh this is positively pornographic.

(Source: sherlockpix.fan.pw, via i-will-burn-your-heart-away)

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via fregg)

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

[x]

The awkward moment when you don’t know if you watched The Desolation of Smaug for the story or purely what physical lengths Ben went to,to motion capture the Great Dragon.

If you don’t think this is the most awkward thing ever, you’re in denial.

(Source: benedictscumbercollective)

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

(Source: edings, via phantomcompanysebby)

obliviate-my-responsibilities:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

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(via harlecat)